I HATE CATS!!!!!!!!

OK...story

So background. I used to be all about pets and stuff. I grew up with a hoard of animals. We always had pets when I was little specifically cats. They were indoor outdoor cats because we lived in the woods so it was doable. Anyway, my like for cats ended when I was in the 6th or 7th grade when one of our cats (Maddie) peed on my backpack. In middle school, when you smell like cat pee...that makes for a really bad year. Middle school is rough enough without added drama. Anyway...that's when I started to hate cats and most other animals. Don't get me wrong, I don't wish bad things on animals. They are cute from far away. I just don't want any. And I don't want them like on me or by me.

Our neighbor's girls have all these pets that they don't take care of. They have 2 Siamese cats that are always hanging out around our house. We try our hardest to scare them away but...they are unmovable. I had been telling Eric, I thought our garage smelled like cat urine. But we both kind of dismissed it because we keep our garage shut always unless we are pulling the cars in or out.

Anyway...Friday night I was hearing weird noises in the kitchen. However, I was too tired to care. Saturday morning, I was making coffee and I heard a cat crying..in the garage. I made Eric go look. I was afraid it would get in the house. We quick opened the kitchen door to the garage and then hit the button for the garage door. Sure enough one of those sneaky Siamese got in when one of us came home from work. Now, our garage smells like cat pee and poop. Have you smelled cat pee. It is unlike any other. HORRIBLE! Our garbage by the laundry was all tipped over and spread out. My washing machine has standing cat pee all on and in it. Needless to say our garage smells like crap. I was beyond upset.

My dislike for pets has increased...any hope of Eric getting a dog has shrunk to like next to nothing. We have rat poison all over in the garage because we have found mouse droppings. Part of me hopes that cat ate some, but not really because I don't really wish death or suffering upon the animal. Well, I hope it got diarrhea or threw up or something. That would work for me. It's always something.

OK...that is the newest in Allison and Eric land.